[Usagy]

(OOC: ya bitches...uhmm..haven't been in a rp for centuries...blarghh..I'm too lazy to correct typo's, sco screw yall..lol)

"Where am I?", Rex moaned a lil bit, stroking his head. His hangover was incredible, once again he had drank a bit oo much. He explored his environment a bit like a wild animal. It looked girlish, was he abducted by some alien species? His head rolled painfully towards the side and some fat woman lying there. Immediately he was sober again; his eyes almost popping out of his skull, searching for oxygen. So he WAS abducted. Damn, that thing lying next to him wasn't human. That was something he was certain of, at least he hadn't seen any huge specimens yet of the species called human. It almost resembled specimens he ahd seen of the species called whales.
He searched for his clothes, luckily the predator was still fast asleep. The snoring outnoised all the other sounds in the room. He found his clothes scattered across the room and noticed a poster of a couple of whales jumping out of the water. "Must be a group photo of the family", he mumbled, grinning a bit.

When he got more aware of the situation Rex noticed that he had a sore ass. What the hell had happened that night before? He didn't even wanna know, but unluckily he noticed a strapon lying on the desk next to this alien entity. A shiver went though his spine. Better keep this to myself, he thought. And the prey slowly snuck out of the predator's sight.

After like ten minutes he got home again, still feeling a bit shittey. He drank a couple of energy drinks and took a shower, pimped up his hair and got some new clothes and stashed some stuff in a bag. He was supposed to go on a road trip today with a couple of his friends. Hopefully they didn't know what he had done last night.

"Where were you last night?", Rex's dad moaned to him. "Not here", he said playfully. "You better not screwing some fat women", he said laughing. Ouch, Rex thought and started laughing as well. "You know that ain't my style". Father and son started laughing, allthough it was painful for Rex.

He quickly grabbed his stuff and set off, putting on his sunglasses and some aftershave. He could already see Rufus' house; ti was just around the corner of his own place. There was still a little bit of vomit in the garden, from when? unknown. He scratched his head at it and just smashed the doorbell; it fell off afterwards it rang. Pissed off he kicked in a random direction and accidentally kicked off the mailbox. He looked around hopelessly...