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*Sigh*
I really don't know what to do. It's 10:56 at night. I have to judge this battle. Myself and Sid are the only judges online. What happened to the other judges? Why do I have to judge so many ****ing battles? ****ing Mike. ****ing Mydako. Screw them all.
What makes matters worse is that this is Syd's battle. Syd. he's the last person I want to screw over now. Jesus. He's judging my battle as we speak. This does not bode well for me in the least bit. I'm getting light headed.
Syd has long been a legend in the field of RPB'ing. A legend in his own time. He has always been regarded as the best active RPB'er (I would still consider Merlin (who lost) to be better than him). Yet still. If he lost this match, it would be the end of an era. *sigh* I really don't want to judge this match. And yet I have to.
Syd, you were never one for the intros. You know that. I know that. It was your Achille's heel. If anything could cost you the match, it could be your crummy intros. Yet you managed to pull off a decent one here.
True Omega, your introduction was also quite well. Yet it didn't have the charm that Syds did.
Jesus Christ. I pause here for a moment. Did I just say that Syd's intro beat TO's?! I hope this isn't being a biased match. Ugh. My head hurts like hell.
Let's move on to an attack post.....maybe that will help separate you two great RPB'ers.
Damn........no good. TO is good. But Sid. Agh, damnit, I can't let him win! How biased would that look, after all I said up there?! But I'm so tired. My head is aching. I need a Tylenol.
*several minutes later*
Head still hurts. Need to make the judgement. Stupid NS. Stupid Mydako. Stupid Mike. You've left me to die here. Die upon the shards of my integrity. How can I choose a victor? How the **** can I choose a victor?
After much contemplation....and much head ache, I have reached a decision.
Forgive me TO....but Syd truly is the Tiger Woods of the RPB arena. He is not unbeatable- in many battles I have seen of him, he has sucked. But in this battle..he outclasses you.
Blargh.....I need another Tylenol.
Winner- Syd
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